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Get a Free Facial at Skoah

June 2, 2015

SEA500-fb503x503If you live in Bellevue or Seattle, you can sign up for a free facial at Skoah, a new day spa in town with locations in Downtown Seattle, Capitol Hill and Bellevue.

The fitskin facial treatment normally costs $85, but you know how it is. They’re new to town, they don’t know anybody, they want to make friends and, of course, earn your UNDYING LOYALTY. Quantities are limited, so you’ll want to sign up quick.

Of course, the Cheap Bastard admits he doesn’t even know what a facial is. In fact, the last time he even heard the service offered it was when he was writing “The Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Seattle” and learned that the now-closed Greenwood Academy of Hair offered a foot facial. This came as a great surprise to me because I didn’t even know feet had a face.

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