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Oh Thank Heaven for Free Slurpees

July 11, 2013

imagesFree slurpee time is finally here! Well, almost. As the Cheap Bastard writes this post, the time for free slurpees is about a half hour away.

Why?

Because it’s 7/11, the day when Seven-11 gives away free 7.11 ounce slurpees from 11 a.m. until, the Cheap Bastard isn’t sure exactly, but it’s enough time for him to drive to Seven-11s all over town just to get his annual Slurpee fix, one small cup at a time. (He hears this year that participating stores are upping the ante by giving out 12 ounce slurpees, not the traditional 7.11 ounce size)

And then, when his kids get out of camp, he’ll start the process all over again. On second thought, if I don’t let them drink Coca Cola, I probably shouldn’t let them get more than one.

Yeah, the Cheap Bastard knows. Do as he says, not as he does.

His kids say he’s mean. Maybe they’re right.

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