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Haagen Dazs Free Cone Day is Today (5/14)

May 14, 2013

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It may be a day early for the Cheap Bastard’s return and a day after his manuscript is due, but he has come out of seclusion to let you know that today is free cone day at participating Haagen Dazs stores. 

The event runs from 4 to 8 p.m. and the closest store to the Bastard is the one in the University District and if that store is participating as it has in year’s past you can bet that the Bastard and his family (whatever you do, don’t call them the Bastard Family) will be there in line today. By the time he gets to the line the CB desperately hopes he’s finally finished with this manuscript. 

Hope to see you there. 

That is all. Show’s over. Back about your business.

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