Free Class: 50 Shades of Spanking
It seems Babeland, the place that’s so much more than an adult toy store, is using the racy novel “50 Shades of Grey” as a jumping off point for a class on, you guessed it…spanking. Rather than go on and on about it, I’ll let the Babeland description of tonight’s class do all the talking:
Imagining Christian Grey bending you over his knee and spanking your bottom? Or maybe your fantasy is to have Ana over your knee? Either way, we will teach you the techniques needed to incorporate hot spankings into your sex play in this class inspired by the erotic bestseller, Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrive early; the first ten guests will receive gift bags with toys that are Mr. Grey Approved.
Hey, the Cheap Bastard doesn’t make them up, but he is happy to report them. Anyway, if you liked the book or you’re just spank curious, the class is at 7 pm tonight at Babeland’sstore on Capitol Hill. RSVP required.
And as Sgt Phil Esterhaus used to say at the start of “Hill Street Blues,” “Hey, let’s be careful out there.”
One final note: I haven’t had a chance to look at the book, but I hear the writing is terrible. At least, that’s what one reader has told me. I’d love to hear what you think. Please feel free to leave a comment.