Get Three Massages for $99
Everything’s cheaper when it comes in a six pack. Beer, sodas, seltzer and….massages?
Yes, you saw that right. You can’t really go to the store and take home a six pack of massages, but Green Lake Moms currently has a massage deal where you can get three massages from Chiropractic Wellness Center for just $99 (a $450 value).
You can’t walk into a store and purchase them in packs of six, but there is a cool part of buying a series of three massages–as the Green Lake Mom’s website says “you’ll work directly with your massage therapist to create a series of personalized therapeutic passes along the entire body that restructure and detoxify your muscles, allowing for improved function and balance.”
The only thing the Cheap Bastard doesn’t like about the deal is that it doesn’t mention how long each massage is. If it’s an hour massage, that’s a pretty good deal. If it’s an hour, that’s a pretty good deal. If it’s a half hour, well, it’s not as good.
If anybody finds out, please let the Bastard know. Thanks.
Here’s the fine print: You may only buy one per person, but two more as gifts. Cancellations must be made 24 hours in advance. Expires Sept. 5.
Savings to Date: $4,121.

